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Entries mentioning cat-canning

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007