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Mortimer Harshbarger

The local haberdasher from the local haberdashery (next to the fishmongery and asshattery on Wiggensworth Street).

Entries mentioning Mortimer Harshbarger

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008