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Entries mentioning corneas

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006