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Entries mentioning kidneys

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010