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Entries mentioning lawsuits

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Phillip Norbert Årp v. Alyssa Milano’s Feet

Machine-gunned on January 21, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006