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Entries mentioning lawyers

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007