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Entries mentioning lawns

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005