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Entries mentioning redheads

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Tuna surprise

Surprised on May 14, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010