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Entries mentioning my mother Mamårp

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006