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Entries mentioning snails

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999