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Entries mentioning snails

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999