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Entries mentioning Australia

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

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Bamboozled on February 6, 2005