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Entries mentioning sugar

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005