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Entries mentioning sugar

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005