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Entries mentioning horsefeathers

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005