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Entries mentioning Jesus

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999