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Entries mentioning court

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Phillip Norbert Årp v. Alyssa Milano’s Feet

Machine-gunned on January 21, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999