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Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999