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Entries mentioning cow pies

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999