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Entries mentioning Nicki Minaj

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012