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Entries mentioning ducks

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!!

Ducked on October 23, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

Quack! Quack! Quack!!

Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005