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Entries mentioning chipmunks

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006