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Entries mentioning popes

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!

Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005