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Entries mentioning crunk

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006