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Entries mentioning oxygen

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Here I froze and here I died

Dubstepped on July 8, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010