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Entries mentioning Alaska

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005