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Entries mentioning apples

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999