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Entries mentioning apples

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999