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Entries mentioning mail

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005