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Entries mentioning porcupines

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005