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Entries mentioning wall-eyed

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012