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Entries mentioning surmising

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Today I was being even more, more or less

Been on July 2, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010