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Entries mentioning milk

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005