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Entries mentioning Cheez-Its

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021