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Entries mentioning tires

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999