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Entries mentioning paternosters

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008