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Entries mentioning shuggoths

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011