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Entries mentioning fish

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

A pox upon your whizgiggling!

Avenged on February 10, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999