Entries mentioning fish | |
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Plårped againCurled up before November 24, 2024 | |
There are no bagels thereSpaced on November 17, 2024 | |
There are no bagels hereLanded on November 10, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
Formica and formicationFornicated on October 6, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
A nipple that could nibbleNuzzled on August 25, 2024 | |
Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Never put a fish in your carWrapped on May 12, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
A byte nybbled a word, and then…Nibbled on December 10, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliariesTrussed up on October 29, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
The Aroostook Roo StoreRued the day of September 17, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!Cursed on May 28, 2023 | |
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!Sworn on May 21, 2023 | |
Tuna surpriseSurprised on May 14, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
History looked at me this weekTransported on September 4, 2022 | |
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a StudebakerBasted on August 28, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
An exaggeratedly long weekGalloped about on April 17, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
An out-of-place trashcanRecycled on November 14, 2021 | |
A Halloween to surely forgetSpooked before November 7, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacriticsIred on May 16, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Keeping those goats down in the holeBored on April 18, 2021 | |
From Commodus to Vespasian—Detruded on April 11, 2021 | |
A costly, costive dilemmaClystered on April 4, 2021 | |
Toiling away smoilishlyToiled away on March 14, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
Hnnnngggghhhh!Strained on May 1, 2011 | |
Dyssynergic defecationSplashed down on April 24, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
A dark and stormy nightStormdrained on February 6, 2011 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spreadSlathered all over on November 21, 2010 | |
Mr. Årp goes to city hallCarpetbagged on November 14, 2010 | |
A crater full of VolvosHidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010 | |
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert ÅrpStumbled around on August 8, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little PnårpDestalinized on May 2, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Dog whelks in your arteriesDerived on July 6, 2008 | |
Glick Glick van der Glick again!Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008 | |
Do, guppy, guppy!Guppied on May 4, 2008 | |
Suddenly ablazeIgnited on March 9, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
A pox upon your whizgiggling!Avenged on February 10, 2008 | |
A whiz and a giggleWhizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Aaaahhhh!!Whiffled on November 25, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
There’s nothing in my head!Scuffled with on November 11, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
The deep blue face of failureDone wrong on October 21, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Ol’ Grummie’s back!Bungled up on June 3, 2007 | |
Ravna and a ligatureMagic-marked on May 20, 2007 | |
Sleeping in the closetLamented on April 22, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
The restive provinces conqueredExcoriated before March 18, 2007 | |
Eight yearsAnniversed four days before March 11, 2007 | |
131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
Digging up the back yardCashed in on February 18, 2007 | |
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
Haldûrburðgar, Lord and EmperorKnifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
A disastrous pie-eating contestDrawn and quartered on July 16, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she saidInterrupted before February 5, 2006 | |
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasherBelted out on December 4, 2005 | |
Caught in a wet noodling contestNoodled on October 16, 2005 | |
The return of GrårpCordoned off on September 18, 2005 | |
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisseTrundled on August 28, 2005 | |
I desire broadband access to my feet!Quibbled about on March 27, 2005 | |
Alyssa Milano still has very cute feetReeducated on February 20, 2005 | |
100% guaranteedBamboozled on February 6, 2005 | |
Searching forever for the elusive TrooblesSquandered because of October 31, 1999 | |
The Englebee TrooblesPondered upon August 8, 1999 | |
Dangerous evidence kept cropping upRegurgitated prior to May 16, 1999 |