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A pox upon your whizgiggling!

Avenged on February 10, 2008.

Virgins always whizgiggled at me and even fellows did in the national bathroom! Well, now I laugh at them, because I took Meg, a dik. for 6 months and now my shaft is terribly bigger than world.

Those two sentences are burned into my brain forever. Hatred. Rage. Vengeance. Vengeance shall be mine, for what these whizgiggling whores have done to my precious gluefish. Vengeance… terribly bigger than world. Terribly… bigger… than world.

Vengeance shall be mine…