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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning bathrooms

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

A pox upon your whizgiggling!

Avenged on February 10, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007