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My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005