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Entries mentioning hamburgers

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005