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Entries mentioning toast

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010