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Entries mentioning torture

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

The missing fourteenth key

Lost before July 1, 2007

Further visages of feet-&-toes

Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999