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Entries mentioning pincer monkeys

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005