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Mr. Wilson

My favorite next-door neighbor… who disappeared without a trace!

Entries mentioning Mr. Wilson

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

Umph… plurgh… splat!

Ingratiated on July 17, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

In the ground underneath my house

Drawn up for April 25, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999