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Entries mentioning hecklegroober

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006