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Entries mentioning nipples

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005