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Entries mentioning Scotland

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005