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Entries mentioning baldness

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

I was still dead…

Putresced around March 4, 2012

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006