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Entries mentioning butter

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999