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Entries mentioning Rory Calhoun

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

The Aroostook Roo Store

Rued the day of September 17, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005