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Entries mentioning Rory Calhoun

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005