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Entries mentioning Mountain Dew

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005