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Entries mentioning the owl gods

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021