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Entries mentioning leisure suits

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999